The Autumn Cup at Davenport 2017

After a succession of wet days we were blessed with good weather. There had been recent heavy rain which ruled out any run on a course with some high yardage holes. The turnout was low but everybody was enjoying themselves. Having an 11 am start made getting there a bit more relaxed. There were reports of traffic problems getting home, but I think they were starting to clear. When we only play 18 holes a 12 noon start might take both morning and night rush hours out of the equation for us. The catering at Davenport was excellent both morning butty and evening meal.

The golf started with Al Saville and Andy Southworth going out in a buggy. They were wearing their best holiday outfits. Bill Harris had volunteered to go out with this colourful crew as he was walking and wearing conventional golf clothing he blended into the background which suited him fine. I am sure there will be photos of the aforementioned pair, If Boot’s passed them for developing?   Below is a table of how the golf panned out.

 PM Individual event

Nearest the Pins
3. Nobody 7. Geoff Haynes
10. Martin Claffy
14. Nobody
  16. Geoff Haynes      
Longest Drive
Howard Dickson
2's Bill Harris      


Posn Name Score Handicap Revised
6th Andy Southworth 28    
5th Geoff Haynes 28    
4th Dave Baynes 31    
3rd Howard Dickson 31 15.8 15.3
2nd Mel Garner 32 20.7 18'7
1st Martin Claffy 35 19.3 16.8


The top of table is littered with big hitters none more so than the winner Martin Claffy who I had the pleasure of sharing my round with along with Howard Dickson. I start a course of therapy to treat the inferiority complex I developed during the round. I only saw their drives on the par 3s having left my telescope at home. The president Bill Macbeth missed the event as he recently had gall stones removed. A pity as an indoor bowling session took place in the main bar of the club. Bill likes his bowls and could have advised the ladies who were constantly asking the question “finger or thumb”.

 That’s the end of the singles events for the year. I am keeping the winner of the player of the year close to my chest. It is the third consecutive year where a different player has won each event. But two winners were also winners last year so it is not a case of win once and get clobbered never to be seen again. With talk on an Indian summer the pair’s event at Wilmslow should be very popular even Terry Tobin has managed to dig up a partner.




Golfing in Portugal, 13th - 20th September 2017



It was an early start to this year’s overseas golf trip and despite the hour, 04:30, the queue to drop us off at Terminal 2 was surprisingly long. Everybody however got there on time and check-in went smoothly. We had the usual situation of spouses being split up on different rows of the plane, not sure if some of them actually organised this. We experienced the first real impact of Brexit when we arrived at Faro airport to be greeted with a Disney like queue to have our UK passports checked. Then it was on the coach and off to our hotel the Salgados Palm Village for the week.

We all checked in, had the usual All Inclusive wristbands supplied, and then off to the bar. The rooms were well received with the odd exception, but that’s the luck of the draw.

A motley selection of golfers.

Our first day of golfing was on the Salgados course which was walking distance from our rooms, but a couple of gallant gents hired buggies early to drive back and assist some of the ladies with their clubs. It was tough opening course with lots of water to devour any wayward shots and there were quite a few of them. Some of our members were quite relieved to find a gentleman selling 2nd hand golf balls halfway round, there were a few 10 Euro notes passed over the fence.

 Although we hadn’t specified fancy dress three of our party made a noisy entrance



Results Day 1 Ladies      Results Day 1 Gents  
 Gail Robertson  34    Dave McGovern  34
 Frances Sinnot  33    Jonny Shepherd  32
 Chris Waterfield  30    Bob Chadwick  31
       Ian Hopkins  31


Friday we had our first visit to the Alamos / Morgado courses and 11:30 tee time saw us picked up at hotel at 10:15 ( more about that later). We played the Alamos course that day and a tough opening hole with a huge lake at the bottom of a sloping fairway again caught some of the early golfers out.

Results Day 2 Ladies      Results Day 2 Gents  
 Carol Aiken  31    Dave McGovern  34
 Chris Waterfield  29    Colin Melling  32
 Anne Marie Banks  28    Ian Hopkins  31
       Frank Burke  31


Saturday was back to Salgados and with the first days experience behind us, the dead ball count reduced somewhat. This was a 09:15 start, it looked good on paper but probably a little early in reality.

Results Day 3 Ladies      Results Day 3 Gents  
  Chris Waterfield  34     Bob Chaddick  40
  Carol Aiken  30     John Leigh  32
  Jaqueline Beverley  26     Jonny Shepherd  32


Sunday was appropriately our day of rest and the beach and pool areas were well populated. The all inclusive took a bit of a bashing again and a few drinks were prevented from going sour in the 29 deg heat.


1st Dave McGovern  20 pints 10 Vodkas

2nd John Leigh  17 Pints 15 Brandies

3rd Phil Lancaster 17 Pints 15 Vodkas (after card playoff, brandy was stronger)


Was back to the golf at Morgados with an 12:30 start so 11:15 pick up. This course was undergoing some work so unfortunately we played three temporary greens. We were expecting this to be the better course of the two but unfortunately due to work going on, not just temporary greens, it disappointed.

Results Monday Ladies      Results Monday Gents  
 Frances Sinnott  33    Bob Chadwick  38
 Carol Aiken  32    Frank Burke  37
 Gail Robertson  31    Ian Hopkins  37



Final days golf and back to Alamos for 11:30 start so expecting the same as Friday our meeting time was set for 10:00 to 10:15. We all arrived at 10ish and waited, and waited, and waited. Eventually upon asking reception to check on progress we were told that coach had arrived at 09:30, we weren’t there so it left. Some frantic phoning round resulted in 3 mini buses being sourced. Unfortunately for the 8 in the first bus payment had to be made 8 Euros each. The other two buses were sent from the original transfer company and were free. Alls well that ends well and we managed to get to the tees in time. We were a little surprised to find the cost of buggies had risen by 10 Euros since the day before and as a double whammy they weren’t allowed on the fairways. I think we walked

Results  Ladies      Results  Gents  
 Frances Sinnott  36    John Leigh  39
 Chris Waterfield  34    Bob Chadwick  37
 Gail Robertson  32    Frank Burke  36



Chris Waterfield 30 29 34 29 34
Carol Aiken 25 31 30 32 31
Frances Sonnott 33 21 24 33 36
Gail Robertson 34 21 25 31 32
 Bob Chadwick  31  30  40  38  37
 Dave McGovern  34  34  27  33  34
 Ian Hopkins  31  31  29  37  30
 John Leigh  25  30  32  32  39


The hotel was good and the acts each evening kept us all royally entertained, though I don’t think anyone watched the magician, as we had our own much better one in the shape of Brendan Brady.

The highlight for the girls was the Elvis tribute act who appeared to be carrying a spare radio mike in his pocket. He gave a good impression of Elvis the Pelvis and you can understand why early in Elvis’s career he was only filmed from waist up. Some of our girls couldn’t tell you if this act looked like him facially as they never got that far up.

A couple of disappointing aspects of the hotel was the fact that tea and coffee were only served in paper cups and all drinks were in plastic cups, that includes all alcoholic ones, not what you expect from an advertised 5 star hotel.

The journey back was a bit tiring not helped by the fact that Faro airport is undergoing some work and the departure lounge had very few seats available, it was described as looking like a refugee camp, bodies everywhere. As you can see from the effects below some people managed to get seats in the bar.


Everyone is looking forward to next year when we will probably return to Turkey, watch the Mancass web space.

Kevin Bolton

Jeff Hindle Memorial Cup at Shrigley Hall, Thursday Aug 31 2017

We were due a bit of luck with the weather after the last two events. It was looking like the rain would catch up with us sometime in the day. But only the lightest of showers was experienced. From our lofty position on the edge of the Peak District we could look down on Manchester and see it getting a good soaking. We did have topographical problems to overcome. The course is long and extremely hilly. Walking both morning and afternoon was an achievement in its own right.

Below is a table of how the morning team event panned out.

 Results of morning team event
2 on hole 3  Dave Baynes    
 Mention 28pts  Geoff Haynes  Martin Claffy  Callum Claffy
 2nd Place 30 pts  Andy Minshull  Ian Ringwood  John Coburn
 Winners 30 pts  Bill Harris  Brian Murray  Howard Dickson


After some nice sandwiches and questionable soup we went out again with a few more of the pm only crowd.

 PM Individual event
Nearest the Pins
8. John Martin
17. John Martin
Longest Drive
Geoff Haynes  2's  Andy Minshull
 John Coburn


Top 5 finishers
  Points Handicap Revised
5. Ian Hopkins
4. Stephen Payne
3. Mel Garner
30 21.7 20.7
2. Bill Harris 33 8.6 8.2
1. Andy Minshull
34 23.5 20.5


The layout of the course was very challenging and it has to said tardy in places. Everybody had to play it but having a buggy was a distinct advantage. The top four were in buggies I am not sure about the “hairy” Hopkins he could have been swinging through the trees. It turned out to be one of those days for Andy Minshull. He might be luckier than it appears from the events on the day. At the Portland cup event he announced he could not make the next two events. These turned out to be washouts. He made this event came second in the morning, had a nearest the pin and a two, won the event, the raffle had a bet on himself as well. He had to be Happy. Captain Kevin had some important news. He had lost his vice (well not all of them). Martin Scott was having knee problems and will be going under the knife early next year. Kevin announced his replacement would be Pete Derbyshire. Fans of Only Connect will be able to deduce that in four years Mr World will be Captain of the Portland. The next event is the Autumn Cup I have just heard Terry Tobin is not coming. That should attract a few more.